The Jolly Roger’s Booty
Thursday, May 8th, 2008
Five thousand miles east of the planet’s commercial capital New York City, in yesteryear’s global capital of Istanbul, Turkey, pirate music vendors freely peddle CDs packed with hundreds of MP3s to customers at rock bottom prices without a care in the world.
They are not preoccupied with the thought of being busted by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), and the local police force certainly does not have the time, in Europe’s largest city, to deal with petty pirate vendors. Istanbul is a city famous for its bazaars filled with knock-off goods, and the music and movies sold here are no exception.
One of the interesting perspectives we’ve gained from our whirlwind trip around the globe is a broad survey of the pirated goods available in each of the countries that we’ve visited. (more…)



I will never forget the look that Ben, the German exchange student living with my family in high school, gave to Paul, a clever classmate, when he dropped the H-word: Hasselhoff. Though I didn’t get the joke at the time (beyond finding it amusing that my host brother was being mistaken for the Baywatch star), Ben’s eyes seemed to pierce Paul’s soul, silently commanding him to hold back on the Hasselhoff humor or face serious consequences. Since our stay in Germany, we’ve caught on that the Hasselhoff thing comes up a lot for Germans. Rumor has it that he’s “big,” as they say, in Germany.

I am standing on a street corner in Recreio, Zona Oeste, a neighborhood on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro. Its just past three in the afternoon, and the streets, except for a light sea breeze, are devoid of life. It feels like a Florida retirement community—quiet, hot, stagnant. Mike rings the doorbell. We wait. Mike rings the doorbell again.
